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Driving off with the hose...

  Jeff is our winner

10)   You buy twenty gallons .....We'll give you the damn hose!  BW

10)   Gives new meaning to: Self Service  WS

9)     Hey, I emailed you like thirty times last week!  Most of them were

        typed in all caps and said, "this site sucks"!

         Did you get any of those?  Dave Y

8)     BMW= Bad Move Women  Fred's Naked wife

7)    Two Bucks a gallon and no free soup....I'll show em!  Jeff R

6)     Got Hose....  Sean L

5)     I think I forgot my receipt.  Jim J  

4)     Man this thing gets killer mileage!  Fred F

3)     Hey, I didn't pay for my gas back there.  Don't do anything to

        draw attention to us & they will never find us.  Josh M

2)     Hello?  BMW?  My car is making a funny noise!  Doug W

1)     My ass this car doesn't pull to the right!  Jeff R