Top 10 Results

 Big Buffalo....

   Jim J is our winner

  Do to a huge response on this one...Here are some

  honorable mentions....

  A) He tried for hours, but Brian could not get his date into his car

      Josh M  

  B)  Do to budget constraints, the park service is now using drug sniffing

       buffalo instead of dogs.  Brad L

  C)  Get in ma belly Jeff R

  D)  Damn it, my nose is stuck and I didn't even get anything to

       eat...  Tanya T 

  E)  The parks newest mobile, "motion and discomfort", vehicle for

      wildlife is successfully tested.  Sean L

  F)  Hey, that looks like Dave Y's car!!!  WS

      And now your Top ten...

10)  Woody driving through the park on the weekend.  "Yeah I'm

       going to Brian's house....Get in!!  Mathew B

  9)  Go one mile, turn right, when you hit asphalt keep going". Cassi  

  8)  You are not going to check the trunk are you?  Fred's naked wife

  7)  Dude...I need a ride to the top of the pass....  Frank F

  6)  No....no...You have got it all wrong you moron!  Mammoth Hot

       Springs is North!!  "Am I sure"?  "My ancestors have only been there

       for a few thousand years! Jake N 

  5)  "Give me the sandwich, and nobody gets hurt".  Doug W

  4)  "I don't know dad, he just followed me to the car".  "Can we keep

       him?"  Brad L

  3)  This Buffalo will do anything to hear Brian Karre in the

       Morning!  Josh M

  2)  "You gotta ask yourself punk, do you feel lucky"?  "Well, do yah"?

        Jeff R

  1)  "Pardon me, do you have any grey poupon"?  Jim J