Extremely tan grandma

10)  I am 72, skin cancer is the least of my worries.

       Doug W.

  9)  Kid, invest in some Jergens. 

       Doug W.

  8)  Grandma sporting her fleshies suit.  Dustin H.

  7)  Stick a fork in her.  Lincoln, Abe

  6)  Yes master Yoda...I ate my vitamin.... 

       Cory "Shootout Gang" Koski

  5)  Quick Grandma!  Put that sunscreen on me before I start to

       look like you.  Jeff

  4)  Sun screen Schmum screen -  there is nothing sexier than a

       nice tan.  DDD

  3)  ET at the beach. 

       The famous Dave Y.

  1)  Great tan grandma.  Too bad you have to crap through a

        colostomy bag.  Doug W.

  1)  Lady, their going to be able to make a couple great pairs of

       shoes out of you someday. 

       Captain Picard