10)  Wow!  The side-effects of steroids are really horrendous!!!  Jody G.

  9)  So that's what coach meant when he said, "whatever you do, always keep

        your eye on the balls."  Russ G.

  8)   I thought steroids were suppose to shrink'EM.  DT

  7)  And the grand prize for the most convincing ad campaign from a sporting goods

       company goes to the people behind the all new Reebok Athletic sports cup. 

       You just never know when you might need one.

       Ladybird Johnson

  6)  Keep your eye on the ball, not your balls on the ball.  Bryce D.

  5)  "Were did it go?  Ow!  There she is."  GH

  4)  Wrong bat, buddy!  Brice D. 

  3)  "Well I'll be darned.  Now we now why it's called a screwball."  Cory K.

  2)  "Juuuuuuust a little inside.  VADER

  1)  I guess that brings the ball count to three.  Herbie/Melanie/Gary