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10)  You have read the stories....now see the pictures.  Jackson Hole

        crime is completely out of control.  John

  9)  "My taxes pay your salary!"  Jim J

  8)  "Where you headed anyways, boy?"

        "Only a little place called, Cali-mother-fricken-fornia!"  BW

  7)  Sorry officer...I'm a half hour late for home room.  Anonymous

  6)  "And you know son....that hood does not count as a helmet

        in this county!"  Craig

  3)  So did the JHP pull mini-me over for an autograph.  Matt B

  2)  And I am going to have to confiscate the beer too!  CAPTAIN PICARD

  1)  "I used my turn signal, dude.  Whatever, give me a sharper crayon

        to sign the ticket."

  1)  "Who's motorcycle is this?"

       "It's not a motorcycle, it's a chopper."

       "Who's chopper is this?"

       "Zed's."

       "Who is Zed?"

       "Zed's dead, baby.  Zed's dead."  Jim J

  1)  While training to become a hell's angle, "Bulldog" gets harassed

        by the cops.  Fred's naked wife's mother-in-law