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1)  A local liberal tree huggers "feed and water the trees" campaign was one thing - but the

      new "shelter them too" campaign is just completely whack. 

      Gunner

1)  And in other news - in an effort to completely finish off the environment republicans

     are actually crocheting around trees to try and stop oxygen from coming out. 

     Barb

 1)  "Look at the tree's!  I think the acid is starting to kick in!"

     Russ KPOW

1)  The Brian "The Macramé' King" Karre got so excited he could only think of

     one thing when his date told him to "wrap your wood". 

     Tripp Weiland - Raleigh, North Carolina