Dog walker

10)  Who's your daddy?  Who's your daddy?  Dee Dee

 9)  One for ten dollars, two for fifteen, who wants one?  Jeff

 8)  Everything is going to be alright guys, we are just going to a

       little restaurant that serves fine cuisine from the Philippines.  BW

 7)  Police report 

      Robbery:  24 dogs taken from local kennel.

      Suspect:  Dark hair, tattoos, six feet, two-hundred pounds.  Gerald

 6)  I hope they don't walk by a fire hydrant.  Main Street could turn into

      quite a mess.  Jan

 5)  With pit bulls banned in New York CIty, Julio had to replace

      quality with quantity.  Kent S.

 4)  What's really funny is the other guy with all of the pooper scoopers around

      the corner...  Fred F

 3)  Never having a grasp on the figurative, Lou the pimp tries to

       attract costumers with his biatches.  Jody G.

 2)  Holy crap!  Multiple animals not humping each other.  There must be some

      kind of mistake.  This cant be www.briankarreonline.com  Brian only puts

      pictures of animals humping each other on his site.  Ted

 1)  Osama Bin Laden at his day job.  Jim J