1)  Thanks for calling mom, but I'm in the middle of a game ...o.k. chunky beef and vegetables will work ...

      but I have to go. 

      Bryce D.

1)  Nah, that's ok.  I'm pretty happy with my long distance service. 

      Russ G. 

1)  YO, T.O.  Guess who is going to the NFC Championship? 

      Meat Swenson