Back that thang up, girl.....Mmmm Mmmmm....

10)  "What's Brian's phone sex operator really look like?  She is taking calls

        right now."  Dave Y

  9)   "Stymied by the crash barriers, Eunice gets as close to the phone as

         possible."  Kent S

  8)  Seriously, I'm a hottie.  The camera adds two hundred and forty pounds.  BW

  7)  "Is this Domino's?  Yes?  Ahhh good, now hurry, mommas waiting."  Jeff R

  6)  Another day at the office.  Matt B

  5)  Thank you for calling 1 800 Hot Sexx, we are currently moving to a new

        location.  Our old location just wasn't big enough to accommodate our

        growing size.  Please call back in a week when I will slowly be removing

        my skin tight clothes.  Jeff W

  4)  Brian turns desperate as he can't find a photo for this weeks top ten

        and is forced to open up the family album.  Jim J

  1)  20th century Fox has announced that meatloaf will play the lead in the

        second installment of the "Phone booth" trilogy.  Jody G

  1)  Thank you for calling KZ95's complaint line, please hold.  Fred F

  1)  I would like to place an order for some of that Gel-a-thin stuff Brian is

       always yabbing about on the radio- can I get a 50 gallon drum.  DDD

  1)  Brian, this is your mom calling again.  Stop screwing around & come pick me up. 

The triumphant return of Josh M