Infidelity.....

 10)  Here's that house boat you always wanted.  BW

  9)  You would think that guy could come up with a better name for

       his boat....like U.S.S sexy Biatch

  8)  This happens when the wife comes home and finds her husband trying to

       hump a bunch of squirrels  Sean L

  7)  Damn it Brian!  Stop taking pictures of my house!  Get away from my boat! 

       Fred F

  6)  Oops!  Wrong house.  Sorry.  Freds naked wifes mother-in-law

  5)  Everybody has to name their boat.  Jim J

  4)  At least she packed my furniture in the boat for me.  Nascar Brad

  3)  Reason number 6 to date married guys:  They'll get you that

       jewelry OR ELSE!  Kent S

  1)  With that crummy attitude, no wonder he is cheating.  Dee Dee

  1)  Bill Clinton's getting back into politics with the "Straight talk express."

       Kent S