10)  I weigh eight pounds!

        DG

  9)  Responsible roller bladers wear a helmet when drinking.

        Mark

  8)  I'm a wild and craza guy.

       Steve

  7)  And that's why I start everyday off with a protein shake ....

        VADER

  6)   I'm a pretty girl.

        Linda

  1)  Here is my Pee!  Do I get the job?

        VADER

  1)  Hi!  I didn't get the role of Cameron Diaz's brother in Something About Mary!

        Rick

  1)  Hi!  I I didn't get the role for Bob and Doug McKenzie in Strange Brew!

        Rick

  1)  It's the guy from the Wendy's commercial.

        Rick       

  1)  And the winner of this years "Bonnie Knees" contest at the

        Wyoming Highlander Scottish Festival BRIAN KARRE

        BG