Groundhogs day.....

      10) The sad thing is these guys are damn serious about this groundhog crap.

           Sean L

      9)  What, no groundhog humping a groundhog who's humping another

          groundhog?  The only reason I come to this site is to see all the sweet

          groundhog porn!  Triple D-What up What up         

     8)  Hey, now wait just a minute here.  I thought you said we were going to get

          to see some beaver?  Jim J

     7)  The KZ95 "Freebird" is the guest speaker at this year's Groundhogs day

           celebration.  Fernando Valenzuala (not the dodger)

     6)   The Phil McGraw show has done away with the traditional curtains that most

            television host's come out of.  Now the bald dude just squeezes out of a

            little tree stump.  BW

     5)  And this year if the groundhog sees his shadow Brian will loose his title as

          "Mrs. Pac Man King," down at the Virginian Bar.  Jeff
   

     4)  The Groundhog predicted it would be six more weeks before the man in

          the background would fully look like a clown.  Husker Brad

     3)  Looks like we have a little bit of a rambda lambda ham dam.  Darrin

     2)  Well that's just great!  The groundhog saw his shadow so now we have to

           listen to six more weeks of KZ95's horrible morning show.  Dave Y

     1)  Soon all Jackson residents will have one of these and we won't have to commute

          2 hours to work everyday.  Jon