10)  Al gore didn't need to make a whole movie .... all he needed to do was show

        this picture.  That's it ... I'm buying a Prius

        Matt - Carlsbad, California

   9)  I finally found something that will help me get rid of these annoying tan-lines!

        Mary

   8) "She had man hands."

         Jerry

   8)  Ms. January from the "Brian Karre former lovers" 2007 calendar. 

        Carrie

   6)  Wilson Beach isn't what it used to be!

         Close friend of Gary Busey - Seacrest out!

   5)  Instead of "Top ten list" you should start calling this section, "Want to throw up in your mouth

        a little?" 

        A close friend of El Martino

   5)  Another disgruntled dancer from the latest Sir-mix-a-lot video tryout!

        Captain Picard

   5)  Internet dating profile:  Blonde, thin, enjoy long walks on the beach in my thong.

        Bill

   1)  Paris Hilton at age 65 - Oh Yah!

        Patty H. 

   1)  The reason there is no secret Nicole Ritchie sex tape. 

        Matt - Carlsbad, California