10)  Cut backs in the Royal Canadian Mounted Police force budget are

        getting out of control.

        VADER

  9)  The British are coming ... The British are coming!!!!

        Mike

  8)  "Stand still, Spot, so the little man doesn't fall off!"

        Mary

  7)  Seriously, who isn't celebrating the Queens 80th birthday!

        McDougle - Seacrest Out

  6)  I really hope they don't run out of the Pirates of the Caribbean costumes again, next Halloween. 

        Mike

  1)  George Bush displays his newest weapon created for the war in Iraq.

        Gary/Melanie/Herbie

  1)  "And the neighbors thought they would intimidate us with their Pit Bull!"

        Jerry

  1)  "Shall we spend the afternoon in search of a lover to mount your majesty?"

        "Yes, that is exactly what we will spend the afternoon doing." 

        "Okay then."

        "Okay then."

        HK

  1)  Kill me.... just kill me now .... my owners are F-ing nuts!

        Chas Shinks

  1)  Nobody is going to let me sniff their ass after it gets around that my owners dress me up like this!

        Matt