Dancing Santa getting arrested....

   Tom won!!!!

10)  Don't you know boy!  You need a permit to dance on street

       corners!!  EL

9)  Don't bend over to un-tie your boots tonight!  Jon

8)  Fred and Dancing Santa got arrested at the Cowboy Bar

     for starting a brawl.  Jen

7)  Dancing Santa was arrested for public nudity last week....after

     getting caught skinny dipping with the Merry Piglet girls.  Tonya

6)  With uncle Fred as Santa's Lawyer...it will be along time before

     we ever get presents again.  Tina

5)  "Look mom!  It's not me this time!"  Fred F 

4)  A couple beers and they think I am a danger to the children.  Mark

3)  I think the strip search was a little much!  Anne

2)  I just told the kid's mom that if the mom sat on my lap her kid would get 

     everything.  She was not into that.....then she called the cops!  Al

1)  "What the hell?  You can't overnight park a sled in this town until

     April 1st!"  Tom