10)  See, you have to use crosswalks, even during the town square Easter egg hunt.

        Bryce and Triple D

  8)  Mommy, bunny won't play with me anymore!

        Russ G. 

  8)  "Guess who I ran into on the way to church?"

        "No worries, were celebrating the belief in the resurrection."

        Phil L.

  8)  It's about time...Man I'm getting so sick of trying to find all my eggs after a hard

       night of drinking beer. 

  6)  So much for ole jumper's lucky rabbit's feet.

       A personal friend of Gary Busey

  5)  Damn I hate being color blind.  Those traffic lights all look the same.

       Noah M. 

  5)  Santa has always frowned on competition. 

        Trip and Michelle - North Carolina

  4)  Easter egg hunt, not Easter Bunny hunt.  For lords sake, you've shot'en a bunny!

       Meat Swenson

  3)  "First El Martino, now the Easter Bunny?  What is the world coming to?"  Brian said as he read the news.

        Bryce and Triple D

  2)  So much for good Friday.

        Fred and his naked wife

  1)   I guess I'll take my eggs scrambled.

        Chris