Thong...

  3 winners!!!! You're killing me!!

10)  Victoria Secret's new underwear model.  Gloria

  9)  Wasn't she dancing in Alpine last weekend.  Jeff R

  8)  You can bounce a quarter off that ass!  Jim J

  7)  Last week AL:  Well, you got your wish!  Jake - KJAX country

  6)  Brian, your mom looks hot.  Dave Y

       Editors note:  Mom's actual weight - 108 pounds

  5)  When Rhinoplasty goes wrong.  Fred's naked wife's mom

  4)  1:45AM - The Rancher bar - Jackson, Wyoming.  Jeff R

  1)  My buddy got to take home a sweedish airline stewardess. 

       As you can see, I am the mighty wingman tonight.  "Hey bartender,

       I will take three shots of yager, a pitcher of beer and some change for

      the vending machine in the bathroom."  Jim J

  1)  Honey, does this bathing suit make me look fat?  Jody G

  1)  Honey, does this make my butt look big?  Kassahn S