Good security

   Lets give up for the naked lady

10)  Now why would anyone do that?  If that was my bike I

       would want someone to steal it?  What an ugly bike!  Shantell

  9)  And for being just red I sentence you to be locked up to a

       pole until someone dives for the keys to release you.  A judge

  8)  Brian, who would steal that piece of crap anyway!  Doug

  7)  I was just going to steal your bike, now I am going to hang

      around to kick your ass for making the job so difficult.  Dave Y

  6)  The new schwinn bike lock rack comes in several exciting colors

       and has all the features you would expect from a top of the

       line bike lock rack including;  multiple attachment points (some

       rubber to protect delicate locks), reflectors (to locate at night),

       seat (to rest on while racking your lock) and designer styling ( to

       impress friends and business associates).  Kent

  5)  How heavy is that guys backpack?  Jeff R

  4)  Nobody will steal this rail!!!  Fred

  3)  How mad do you think the owner will be when he comes back

      to find his tires slashed!!! Jim J

  2)  After someone stole Jay's (KZ95 PD) sweet black TREK, he vowed

       to take no chances on his new pretty little red bike.  Tom

  1)  Alright, who is the smartass who stole my horn? 

       Fred's naked wife's mom