Car at the airport...

 

10)  One of the earliest recorded landing's from George W. Bush

        back when he was in the Air National Guard.  Herb

 9)  That's what you get for parking in a handicap zone without a

       sticker.  Gwen M 

 8)  The all new stealth bombers rolled off the assemble line today. 

       Oops.  Mary

 7)  Never let your teenager park your car.  Especially  if you live on an

        Air Force base.  Gloria

 6)  "Dude the manual says to pop the lid on the freeway would be a real

      bummer, not to park on the runway under a real bomber!"  Fred F

 5)  I think I figured out what the problem is, if I could only figure out where the

      hood release is I could get her back up and running.  Sam M

 4)  What the hell.  I have sent you, like, nine pictures of me in the last few

      months, and you post this plane.  This site will remain the worst site in

      web history until you start putting more pics of me up.  The Dave Y.

 3)  Iraqi pilots have a lot to learn.  Jon

 2)  Those two drunk America West pilots are back at it again!  Tom

 1)  Oh, my, here we go again with the debate over expanding the airport.

       Jody G.